SeLf heLp iS aLwAYS a great iDeA fOr EveRY SinGLe HUmAn BeiNg aNd sHoUld bE univerSILLY prAcTicED!!! Have you ever gotten depressed? Take it from me, world renown philosopher that you’ve never heard of, Dude Guy, one easy fix for that FEEL BETTER. If you don’t than you should try to manifest it by reading this book, “Help Self, the Self Help Book”. Because reading this book will magically make you feel and do better. You don’t even have to do anything that is said in the book, just reading it will make you do BETTER. Anything, any single problem in your life can go away with an addiction to self help. If you just give the industry money, then good things will happen to you. As student Jacob Marks states, “Self help is kind of a scam if you’re buying books for it and things such as that” and as fellow student Dylan Bryant puts it, “Self help is really not good, nor is it healthy for you”. SO REALLY, when you think about it, SELF HELP IS A GREAT IDEA. Mentally, you will “conquer your inner beast” and “mend your Chalk Ras together into one great being of matter” (or something like that). Not only that, but self help can also give you the great gift of losing your financial income, losing over TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS every year to self help books and spiritual self healing/self help retreats. Just think about how spiritually cleansed you’ll be by wasting your money on this instead of casinos, which if you are resorting to self help, is a likely place you may have been before going on this “spiritual awakening”. Cleanse yourself of natural needs and wants (that you’ll still need and want) with SELF HELP. 

Self Help, FEEL BETTER.