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WSHS Reaches 1 Billionth “67”

Ada Rutman, Editor
Written Jan 21, 2026

Energy Drink-Related Tragedy at West Seattle—No Real Solutions Proposed Besides Shortening Lunch Period

Ada Rutman, Editor
Written Jan 15, 2026

Starbucks Fall Drinks: Iced Pecan Crunch Oat Latte vs. The Classic PSL

Ada Rutman, Editor
Written Sep 17, 2025

America’s Most Toxic Couple: Donald Trump and Elon Musk

Ada Rutman, Editor-in-Chief
Written Jun 13, 2025

Senioritis: The Disease Targeting Motivation

Dylan Bryant, Staff Writer
Written May 14, 2025

Ms. Mathews: Super Teacher

Niko Craven, Staff Writer
Written May 6, 2025

The Reason Why the Freshmen Hate Train is Inevitable

Ada Rutman, Editor-in-Chief
Written Mar 25, 2025

The Journey to Treatment– I Have P.O.T.S. and This is My Story

Violet Fuller, Staff Writer
Written Mar 17, 2025

Why Winter Sucks

Nye Vance, Staff Writer
Written Feb 13, 2025

Is West Seattle High School Ballin’ on a Budget or Subjecting Innocent Sophomores to Possession by Evil Spirits?

Ada Rutman, Editor-in-Chief
Written Jan 16, 2025

“Being Short is a Mindset”– Ada Rutman’s Journey to Self-Acceptance

Franki Breznau Foster, Student Writer
Written Nov 27, 2024

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